Remember the following when around airsoft weaponry!

This is only a joke. DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS

1. Always forget to put the safety on when pointing a weapon at a friend.

2. When handing a gun off to a buddy, make sure to point the barrel at them.

3. Insist that every weapon's safety is on, especially when around Glocks that don't have safeties.

4. Whenever you transport an airsoft weapon, make sure it is loaded.